Classic Humor, Part 10: Instructions

Here is another in my series of classic humor bits from the Internet (here is Part 9), which I'm posting as I clean out my old Humor email box. This listing dates back to 1998:

ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS:
(Do we need help or are we really this stupid?)

• On a hairdryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.
• On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
• On a bar of Dial soap, it says: Directions: Use like regular soap.
• Frozen dinner that says: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
• On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
• On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
• On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
• On Boots' children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
• On Nytol: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
• On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
• On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
• On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
• On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
• On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
• On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.